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суббота, 6 марта 2010 г.
четверг, 4 марта 2010 г.
What is Globalization - Funny
09:00
Hi Speed
A definition of globalization that I can understand and to which I now can relate:
Question:
What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer:
Princess
Diana's
death.
Question:
What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer:
Princess
Diana's
death.
Question:
How come?
Answer :
An
English princess
with an
Egyptian boyfriend
crashes
in a French tunnel,
riding in a
German
car
with a
Dutch engine,
driven
by a Belgian
who was
drunk
on
Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you
change the spelling),
followed
closely by
Italian
Paparazzi,
on
Japanese motorcycles,
treated
by an American doctor,
using
Brazilian
medicines.
This is
sent to you by
a
Canadian,
using
American
Bill Gates' technology,
and
you're probably reading
this on your computer,
that
uses Taiwanese chips,
and
a
Korean
monitor,
assembled
by
Bangladeshi
workers
in a
Singapore plant,
transported
by Indian
truck drivers,
hijacked
by Indonesians,
unloaded by
Sicilian longshoremen,
and
trucked to you by Mexican illegals..... .
That, my friends,
is Globalization !
How come?
Answer :
An
English princess
with an
Egyptian boyfriend
crashes
in a French tunnel,
riding in a
German
car
with a
Dutch engine,
driven
by a Belgian
who was
drunk
on
Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you
change the spelling),
followed
closely by
Italian
Paparazzi,
on
Japanese motorcycles,
treated
by an American doctor,
using
Brazilian
medicines.
This is
sent to you by
a
Canadian,
using
American
Bill Gates' technology,
and
you're probably reading
this on your computer,
that
uses Taiwanese chips,
and
a
Korean
monitor,
assembled
by
Bangladeshi
workers
in a
Singapore plant,
transported
by Indian
truck drivers,
hijacked
by Indonesians,
unloaded by
Sicilian longshoremen,
and
trucked to you by Mexican illegals..... .
That, my friends,
is Globalization !
среда, 3 марта 2010 г.
Kim Kardashian's new $4.8 million Mansion
08:45
Hi Speed
Reality TV star Kim Kardashian has given the Los Angeles housing market a much-needed boost after buying a $4.8million mansion.
The Keeping Up With The Kardashians beauty, 29, and American football player boyfriend
Reggie Bush have splashed out on a five-bedroom villa in Beverly Hills.
The Keeping Up With The Kardashians beauty, 29, and American football player boyfriend
Reggie Bush have splashed out on a five-bedroom villa in Beverly Hills.
Why INDIA is not yet Developed..? Check out..
08:33
Hi Speed
Why INDIA is not yet developed..??? Though population is 100 crore...
Because...
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Because...
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7.9 crore are retired
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30 crore in state Govt
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17 crore in central Govt
(Both dont work)
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1.1 crore IT professional (they dont work 4 India)
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25 crore in school
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2 crore under 5 yrs
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15 crore unemployed
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1.2 crore you can find anytime in hospitals
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Statistics says 79,99,998 people are in jail
вторник, 2 марта 2010 г.
понедельник, 1 марта 2010 г.
Amazing reply by JP Morgan CEO to a Pretty Girl
08:57
Hi Speed
A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:
Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?
I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York . My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden ( ? ) , $250k annual income is not enough.
I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a few girls who doesn't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty
Awesome Reply-
Dear Ms.. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here. From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you.. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.
Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of 'beauty' and 'money': Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a 'trading position'. If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or 'leased'. Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in 'leasing' services, do contact me...
signed,
CEO J.P.. Morgan
Man vs Woman - Funny
07:45
Hi Speed
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Married men live longer than single men.
But married men are a lot more willing to die.
But married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes.
No sense two people remembering the same thing
No sense two people remembering the same thing
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
